Sweet Deception.....HR Managers...cunning ,very cunning indeed !!!!!!

Since the ages fox was considered as a symbol of tactfulness and cleverness. But this reputed status of her is in danger ........ the strongest contender being the contemporary HR manager ....

He is in a strong quest to overthrow her and gain the crown .....

The corporate era has just begun and Hr managers are its thrivers .... people to manage people ... !!!!!!!! what a concept ....??? these are those chosen ones who posess the art to say the wrongful in the right manner .They cut your caper daily and get paid heavily for that ...... following are some honey punches ,they hit....with sweet bruises

DIFFICULT TO SURVIVE HERE :::: usually said to the highly motivated scapegoats, to get 18 hours of work instead of 12.

I'll GET BACK TO YOU::: usually after an interview,said in a sweet manner ,to keep the eternal hope alive after the dreadful interview.

THE WORK ENVIRONMENT IS EXCELLENT ::: usually to the new joinees, who are on bench , to console that they are enjoying a lot,instead of working .

WE ARE THE PAYMASTERS::: usually they pay well initially but dont expect hike in a mortal's lifetime.

YOU ARE PROMOTED AS SYSTEM ARCHITECT FROM S/W ENGG::::usually,for one dissatisfied in some profile,so that even though he changes the name of profile , but u do the same bugging work, without a single penny hike in the salary .

THIS IS THE MNC CULTURE::::usually when u ask to change your midnight shift , to normal working hours.

I AM ALWAYS INTERACTIVE :::usually warns u that dont even think of speaking in between when he is discussing your doomed shifts and underpayed work....

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 20 YRS, I DONT SWITCH OFTEN:: usually suggests you to stuck to the same kinnda bullshit work and dont utter a word even if u are underpayed .. and hey hey hey never think to switch ....

I WAS JUST GOING TO TALK ABOUT YOUR APPRAISAL:: usually told to the lucky people who get a better offer somewhere else and just gave their resignation..

I PROMISE TO PUT YOU INTO R&D FROM TESTING , JUST WAIT 1 MONTH::: usually to indicate that drop your offer and wait in the same firm, so that when the offer gets over he can beat the shit out of ur ass ... Ultimate

hey got a call from the same joker ...MY Hr manager .... need to leave ..... well prepared for the same honey punch .. he he he